Back in Greece in 1400B.C. there was a boy named Johnny K. He lived a very reclusive life and he had no friends. Her sister once said “What are you doing?” (Christie 219). Johnny also believed that his other brother was Canadian. “Praise Canada,” he would often find himself yelling as he skipped down the street. One day he took a field trip to the forest and the teacher told them, “When people move onto what once was rural land, they modify the landscape” (Axelrod 262). Johnny was delighted to hear what his teacher had to say.
Johnny was afraid of his father. He often got down on his knees before his father and said “Yet ah my king, my king no more!” (Eschylus 63). His father almost always disagreed and rebutted his son’s argument by saying “thermometer scale starting at absolute zero” (Morgan 45). Soon thereafter Johnny would go study math. He would often find himself wondering “For which cardinals m, n is the following statement true?” (Willmott 22). He would never find the answer out.
One day while Johnny was walking down the street he asked a boy, The boy often stared down at his feet (Rottenberg 12). The boy never answered but instead gave Johnny a mean look. The boy of course was in the fraternity Pi Kappa Phi and he was a well respected member. The boy was on his way to Race across Florida which is basically a cycling event for PUSH America that involves cyclists racing across Florida (Pi Kappa Phi). After a while the boy began talking to Johnny about the fraternities on campus at The University of Texas at Tyler and Johnny was very interested. Soon after Johnny got home he went to the official school’s website and read that the school is actually one of the fastest growing universities (UT Tyler). He also read in a magazine that the terrorists were threatening the United States again (Yousafzai 3). He later joined the school and all was well and he became very popular and everyone loved him.